Apprehended!!!

By Arlo

After a long chase, police finally caught hacker and  extremist ________________ Interviewing h__  now:

(me) What’s your favorite color?

          Blue

(me) What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?

(censored)JP Licks Oreo

(me) Do you feel guilty?

         Yes

(me) What will you do when you get out of prison years from now?

         I will bake a cake for myself and find Big Bear

(me) How did you feel after you committed the crime? Happy? Angry? Afraid?

         Confused. Very confused.

(me) Do you plead guilty?

         Maybe. I just might.

(me) Do you plan on trying to escape?

         Indubitably.

(me) Do you like dogs?

         Yes. I wish I were a dog.

(me) Can you please put down the silly string? -AW