One Week Weather Teller

By Iselle, Alyssa and 2 kangaroos
Monday                    Tuesday                  Wednesday
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Today at 7:00          Today at                    It will be sunny
there will be a          noon it will rain         today followed
earthquake              hamsters                  by a candy storm.   
followed by             followed by               (No twizzlers!)
the moon                  the extinction of
exploding.                cows.
(Or mabe the sun.)                  (No more sour milk!)     
Thursday                      Friday                    Weekend
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Today at 2:49               Oranges will            A star explodes
50% of kangaroos        Take over               and destroys
will not eat dairy           Oklahoma              eath.
and the other half         followed by a          (There is a reason why  
will love knitting            banana storm.        We are called 1 week
and can predict            (Visit Oranghoma City!)               Weather Teller.)
weather.                                                       (Goodbye!)
(This is crazy but true.)                                                                             (If you wanted believable

                                                                                                                Weather get another
    newspaper.)
     (Or not because the world is     exploding.)
                               KABOOM!!!

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