Totally Real News
By Evan and Julian
Welcome to The Totally Real News!!! Where we tell you the real news in real life. Like how Mario is going to a class to get over his love of mushrooms. How a giant weedle is going to eat jupiter, so it can get large and grow up to be a big kakuna and then, grow up to be an huge beedrill, that learns rollout and will destroy stars with twineedle. That might be bad but for now, but we are not going to worry about that, because it won’t happen for a few hours. Today we will tell you that Lunala is coming to our world, and Sogaleo is going to be in our neighboring world so get your master balls ready. Go here to learn the latest pokemon stuff: http://www.pokemon.com/us/. Also the king of Charizards gave up his position to Charizard 9462817678145367683264783. It is now known that Lemun disease is spreading within the school building the only way to avoid getting Lemun disease is to make sure you stay cool because Lemun disease thrives in heat. We learned from an interview with (person) that The Lemun disease is also spreading to nearby buildings. censored:
Welcome to The Totally Real News!!! Where we tell you the real news in real life. Like how Mario is going to a class to get over his love of mushrooms. How a giant weedle is going to eat jupiter, so it can get large and grow up to be a big kakuna and then, grow up to be an huge beedrill, that learns rollout and will destroy stars with twineedle. That might be bad but for now, but we are not going to worry about that, because it won’t happen for a few hours. Today we will tell you that Lunala is coming to our world, and Sogaleo is going to be in our neighboring world so get your master balls ready. Go here to learn the latest pokemon stuff: http://www.pokemon.com/us/. Also the king of Charizards gave up his position to Charizard 9462817678145367683264783. It is now known that Lemun disease is spreading within the school building the only way to avoid getting Lemun disease is to make sure you stay cool because Lemun disease thrives in heat. We learned from an interview with (person) that The Lemun disease is also spreading to nearby buildings. censored:
I was driving in my car and then I saw a Deersain I was not going to put up with the beavermites so I tried to AVOID THEM!!!!!!! But then it jumped out of the way and suddenly all my muscles exploded. How am I telling this story if my muscles exploded? I have no idea.
Scientists studied him and found out he had Lemun disease. The scientists muscles also exploded.
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