Upper Camp News

By Lily and Emmy Trevor age 78 2017 We know he looks WAAAAY to young for his age. He needs a job because he needs to take care of his grandchildren. Sadly, their parents have gone missing, leaving Trevor to take care of the kids. He’d prefer a job that mainly includes him watching TV and sitting on a couch, and that pays him $100 an hour (why would someone pay that just for someone to watch TV for the day?) Call 123-123-1234

By Margaux Hello hello people who read this news today we're talking about top five awesome Pets to have Dogs Cats Rats Chinchilla Mini Turtles

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By Emmy and Lily First, Trevor Zacks goes to gmail. Then, he types his passcode in (we do not know his passcode). Then, he picks an article to post that the campers have sent to him. Then, he approves it. He names the article. Then, he posts it.

By Lily and Emmy 1 Have you read more than 1000 books in your lifetime? Yes 2 How many bones have you broken? 1 3 How old are you? 44 years old 4 Are you married? Yes 5 Do you like dogs? Yes 6 Do you like cats? No 7 What’s your favorite animal? Orca 8 Do you like kids? Yes 9 Do you have any pets? Yes, 5 10 What’s your favorite color? Orange

By Emmy and Lily 5 BIGFOOTS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED AT THE CHS PLAYGROUNDS AT 10PM. HERE IS SOME FOOT-AGE. SO IF HERE RUSTLING, CRACKING, OR LOW MOANING RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!

By: 2 Ice cream servers (Alyssa and Iselle) I scream you scream we all scream for Ice cream!!! Ice cream day on Wednesday! Wednesday with a cherry on top! Sundaes not on on Sunday! At CHS on Wednesday everybody was treated to nut free and kosher ice cream from JP Licks with toppings. We received this sweet treat during second snack. Groups were called up to have yummy cold ice cream one by one.

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By Margaux

By Arlo and Julian The dragons are taking over!!! No one really knows how they look but people have reported something like the image above. They have already taken over Germany and some smaller european countries! They have already partnered up with the Mercenaries! It was believed that they are trying to cross the atlantic ocean but recent sightings were recorded in northern Hawaii so actually they're attacking from the west coast. We didn’t think they were going to after sightings in Japan but we we found them in Hawaii we could guess they come to California or something so if you live around around there be careful and if you see a dragon and happen to have an Anti Dragon Ps6 Dart Rifle give it a run for it’s money. Also apparently ice, dragon, and fairy moves are good too. But if you really care use this chart!

by :Margaux and Corrina Today at Fenway Park there was a robbery of a pink fluffy dog. We think a BIG pink fluffy dog stole that LITTLE pink fluffy dog. Here is a letter from the LITTLE pink fluffy dogs owner, “it was terrible!I saw it with my own two eyes and a monocle! Please! Help me! PLEASE!” sincerely, need help. To, need help. Advice for you is to report to the police and tell them the time date and place it happened. We will help you search if you need more help. Please give us a call at .123-456-7890. sincerely - the news team If you are willing to help please give us a call at: 123-456-7890 Get tom's toothpaste It's absolutely fresh Comments: “It was absolutely freshly disgusting” “All I have to say is blegh!” One day an elderly woman was at the park feeding pigeons. All of a sudden a young man come along and steals the bag of seeds. He  starts eating the seeds. The women starts hitting the man with her purse. The man says “...

By Lily and Emmy Quiz: Cupcake or Brownie? If you found a dollar on the sidewalk would you Put it in your pocket Leave it on the sidewalk Give it to a friend You just saw a dress that you like at the store, you Buy it Leave it on the rack Give it to a friend as a present If you saw a dog at the pet store would you Cuddle with it Leave it for someone else to take Give it a treat If you chose mostly As you’re a mix of both If you chose mostly Bs you’re a brownie If you chose mostly Cs you’re a cupcake

By Emmy and Lily

By Arlo After a long chase, police finally caught hacker and  extremist ________________ Interviewing h __  now: (me) What’s your favorite color?            Blue (me) What’s your favorite ice cream flavor? (censored)JP Licks Oreo (me) Do you feel guilty?           Yes (me) What will you do when you get out of prison years from now?           I will bake a cake for myself and find Big Bear (me) How did you feel after you committed the crime? Happy? Angry? Afraid?           Confused. Very confused. (me) Do you plead guilty?           Maybe. I just might. (me) Do you plan on trying to escape?           Indubitably. (me) Do you like dogs?     ...

By Evan Foods are alive! The foods we eat all have faces! Look! Even some objects have faces! Always remember, beware!!!

By Reeve and Ariel This one dollar bill may look like a normal dollar bill but it is actually a lot of money!! Starting at only 9999999999999999999.99$$$$$$$$$$ It’s such a fair deal!!

         Comics by Jazzy and Abby

By Evan and Julian Welcome to The Totally Real News!!! Where we tell you the real news in real life. Like how Mario is going to a class to get over his love of mushrooms. How a giant weedle is going to eat jupiter, so it can get large and grow up to be a big kakuna and then, grow up to be an huge beedrill, that learns rollout and will destroy stars with twineedle. That might be bad but for now, but we are not going to worry about that, because it won’t happen for a few hours. Today we will tell you that Lunala is coming to our world, and Sogaleo is going to be in our neighboring world so get your master balls ready. Go here to learn the latest pokemon stuff: http://www.pokemon.com/us/ . Also the king of Charizards gave up his position to Charizard 9462817678145367683264783. It is now known that Lemun disease is spreading within the school building the only way to avoid getting Lemun disease is to make sure you stay cool because Lemun disease thrives in heat. We learned from an inter...

BY LILY AND EMMY vs DOGS: 8 VOTES CATS: 4 VOTES DOG WINS!